Mischief Makers Gifts

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

'What do you mean you're not Dave?'

'I didn't say it was arson - I said it was OUR SON!'

'Lefty Was Here'

'Tonight's guest is Sid Granger, who s going to talk about a recent trip Down Under...'

'Go on, I'm sure Master won't mind if you eat the Baby's birthday cake...'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'Only you could do that to an ATM!'

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

'Be careful running through the house. Mom installed speed bumps!'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

Trapeze Artist Pulls Trousers off Partner.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

Another myth de-bunked.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I'll lure her from the kitchen with my 'gotta pee' whimper. That's when you make your move and pinch the salmon."

Photobooth Photobomb

Toilet Paper

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"My dad ate my homework."

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

A confrontation between two boys

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

'Gilbert thought the man said 'stand up' instead of 'shut up'.'

Hide-and-seek: Billy cranks it up a notch.

Flower jumps back into its pot when a lady walks into the room.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Man lies online saying that he is not married and his wife hits him over the head with her rolling pin.

'When you're a little old lady living with me, you'll be seeing a lot of this corner!'