Mischief Muse Gifts

"Don't you sometimes wish that maybe you had been just a little bit naughtier in your former life?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Backfire

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."