Mischief Maestro Gifts

'Who threw that?'

Pink Burglar

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

Not having stuck a note on his own back, Bobby's joke backfired.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"That's right, now turn around and lie down, then stretch out so you're pressing every key at once."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Backfire

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'