Mischief Maestro Pillows

'Who threw that?'

Pink Burglar

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Backfire

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Snow Devil

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.