Mischief Muse Pillows

"Don't you sometimes wish that maybe you had been just a little bit naughtier in your former life?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Runaway Horse

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Backfire

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mittens is challenged by the string.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Boy rolled into a snowball

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'