Messy Maestro Gifts

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

Another fine mess by Ace Construction.

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'

'When you wash a spoon.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"It's taken a while but I've finally got the old place looking pretty mush as I wanted it since Sylvie left me."

"Baldo! This is embarrassing! You need to clean your room."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Wait...who's she talking to?

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Baby Piano

Orchestra.

Baby Mozart.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Grade 2 Cellist

Timpani.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Charles Addams.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Violin Player

Take a bow!

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'