Messy Room Maestro Gifts

"Nice try, but you can't blame a messy room on standardized testing."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Other men just sing in the bath

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"But this way I know where everything is."

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

Playing The Youth Card

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'

'More dirt=more bubbles!'

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."