Messy Room Maestro Gifts

"Nice try, but you can't blame a messy room on standardized testing."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Martha Stewart at Home.

Other men just sing in the bath

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

Playing The Youth Card

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"