Messy Room Maestros Gifts

'I tried to clean my room but dirt doesn't burn!"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Newborn Chaos

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Oops.

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Martha Stewart at Home.

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Pardon me! My being born was your idea, not mine!

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

"Inspiration"

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

Wait...who's she talking to?

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'

'More dirt=more bubbles!'

"Hey feet off the table"

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."

"Nice try, but you can't blame a messy room on standardized testing."