Messy Room Owner Gifts

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Newborn Chaos

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

Pardon me! My being born was your idea, not mine!

Playing The Youth Card

Antisocial distancing

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

I thought I told you to straighten your room. (Originally published on 2008-01-08).

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."

"Nice try, but you can't blame a messy room on standardized testing."

'Assault on Mount Stinky...now that's a big adventure.'

"Studies show that during teen years...it's more important to focus on character issues rather than petty things like dirty rooms."

"My parents know more about technology than I thought. They didn't believe someone hacked into my room and messed it up."

'We gave you ample opportunity to clean your room, Billy. Now its been sealed off.'