Messy Room Advocate Gifts

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Newborn Chaos

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

Pardon me! My being born was your idea, not mine!

Playing The Youth Card

A 'Life is Sweet!' Moment

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

Antisocial distancing

"Inspiration"

'Really? My mum says my bedroom is a pigsty too...'

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

"Ralphie sold me his car alarm."

I thought I told you to straighten your room. (Originally published on 2008-01-08).

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

"I don't know what he's protesting, but he's been on a cleaning strike ever since I married him."

"My parents know more about technology than I thought. They didn't believe someone hacked into my room and messed it up."

'We gave you ample opportunity to clean your room, Billy. Now its been sealed off.'

"Studies show that during teen years...it's more important to focus on character issues rather than petty things like dirty rooms."

Thank you for not Feng Shuing.

'Assault on Mount Stinky...now that's a big adventure.'

"Okay! I'll clean my room....but we both know I'll just mess it up again!"