Room Mess Master Gifts

'Here, I got you a GPS unit so you can find the washer and dryer.'

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'Happy now?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

Untidy bedroom

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'