Creative Mess Master Gifts

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Kneaded Eraser

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'...and this is the Mess.'

Instant art

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Untidy bedroom

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.