Mess Artist Gifts

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Instant art

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Untidy bedroom

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

Steadman - The Early Years.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Non Drip Paint

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'