Mess Artist Gifts

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

'This is my natural habitat.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

Instant art

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Non Drip Paint

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'I'm all about quantity.'