Mess-making Artists Gifts

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

Instant art

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Steadman - The Early Years.

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

The Creative Process

Edvard Munch

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

Mandolin Players At Dinner

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'Yes your room needs cleaning, the dust bunnies have become full grown rabbits!'

Kneaded Eraser

"If think my sense of smell is returning."

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

'I don't think this is how we draw them to see who goes first.'