Messy Creatives Gifts

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Jackson Pollock as a child

Instant art

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Falling for art

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"Too busy."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Paint fight art!

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

The Creative Process

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

Edvard Munch

'You spent all day mashing a can of a hundred baked beans and drawing a little man on them to look like pennies?'

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.