Messy Artist At Heart Gifts

"Baldo, I wish you'd help out a little more around the house."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

Edvard Munch

The Creative Process

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

When was the last time you cleaned this keyboard?

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

As a child, Edvard Munch is scolded by his mother.

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'