Messy Artist Apologist Gifts

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Steadman - The Early Years.

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Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"Have some respect for my learning style."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

Edvard Munch

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

"Now now Mrs Butterworth, you were warned that there were going to be cuts to the arts and crafts budget."

FREElance Artists

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

As a child, Edvard Munch is scolded by his mother.

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.