Messy Artist Apologist Pillows

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

"Now now Mrs Butterworth, you were warned that there were going to be cuts to the arts and crafts budget."

Edvard Munch

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

FREElance Artists

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.