Messy Art Enthusiast Pillows

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'What clan do you belong to?'

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Edward Elgar.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"What a way to go."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

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"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Deer Barber

Handcuffs.

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Please. Don't get me started.'