Messy Masterpiece Appreciator Pillows

"The efficiency expert finally showed up for his appointment. Should I send him in?"

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Say hello to my little friend."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Edward Elgar.

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"What a way to go."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Hi again

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

Deer Barber

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?