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"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'What clan do you belong to?'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Cactus seats.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Edward Elgar.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"What a way to go."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Deer Barber

Handcuffs.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

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'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'