Artistic Mess Appreciator T-Shirts

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

Fly Mimes.

Stamped

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Kids make a home messy and loud

"If think my sense of smell is returning."

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

'There we go desktop all tidy.'

"I believe it's from his lockdown period."

'Gesundheit, dummy!'