Artistic Mess Appreciator Gifts

Steadman - The Early Years.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Non Drip Paint

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'I'm all about quantity.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

Stamped

Fly Mimes.

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

Abstract artist scolding his son for spilling paint.

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

A painter paints his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'Oh, she's not an early developer, that was just a lucky throw.'

'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Kids make a home messy and loud

"If think my sense of smell is returning."

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

'There we go desktop all tidy.'

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'