Messy Art Enthusiast Gifts

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Edward Elgar.

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"What a way to go."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

Hi again

Handcuffs.

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Deer Barber

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."