Messy Painter Gifts

Edvard Munch

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Non Drip Paint

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Easter Egg Painting.

Man Painting Road.

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

The Creative Process