Messy Painter Pillows

Edvard Munch

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

The Hudson River School of Art.

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Man Painting Road.

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

The Creative Process

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'