Quirky Painter Pillows

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Man Painting Road.

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Cat box"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

bird interprets modern art

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cactus seats.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Beware of the frog"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Egyptian Football

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Mythical Family of Four.

"Outré or simply bad?"