Messy Artist Pillows

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

Paint running down a decorator's leg.

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"If think my sense of smell is returning."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'Damn sea monkeys.'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

Edvard Munch

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

The Creative Process

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'