Messy Artist Gifts

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

Paint running down a decorator's leg.

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"If think my sense of smell is returning."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

Edvard Munch

'I've gotta go to the john. Have you seen my travel mug?'

The Creative Process