Messy Masterpiece Maker Gifts

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

The Creative Process

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Raphael

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Jackson Pollock as a child

Instant art

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Steadman - The Early Years.

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"Have some respect for my learning style."

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Model Stealth Bomber.

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"I wish I could do hands..."

Edvard Munch

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

'How much longer.'

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.