Messy Creator Gifts

The Artist

As a child, Edvard Munch is scolded by his mother.

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

"Wet wipe?"

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

Edvard Munch

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'