Messiness Gifts

'I like looking lived in.'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

'I'm all about quantity.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

Edvard Munch

Stamped

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

"Who made this mess?"

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

"No, I didn't have a tracking chip implanted in you. The reason I know every room you've been in is because I followed your mud trail."

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'