Messiness Wrangler Gifts

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

Parental Training Course

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"The thing with tiny kitchens is it's all about stacking, patience and resenting all your previous life choices."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

The opinion poll ltd.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

Multitasking.

"The last of the paperwork harvest is in."