Wrangler Gifts

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Did you want me, boss?'

High Riders of the Old West

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The First Martian Dog.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"What did you download at school today?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

King kong 5 G.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Cow Pilot.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Automation of Security

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).