Online Wrangler Gifts

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

The First Martian Dog.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Binge Watch

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Dave invents the remote belt

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

Two robots are playing table football.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"There's the remote!"

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'