Online Wrangler Gifts

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Binge Watch

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

Automation of Security

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Dave invents the remote belt

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Two robots are playing table football.

"There's the remote!"

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

Zoom Rodeos