Virtual Wrangler Gifts

Zoom Rodeos

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Dissectum Paniculata

Cow Pilot.

Computer Life

Fish don't like worms.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"I handle chatty people for him."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Two robots are playing table football.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."