Virtual Wrangler Gifts

Zoom Rodeos

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Computer Life

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

Cow Pilot.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Automation of Security

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Two robots are playing table football.

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"