Code Wrangler Gifts

"...and this is our Agile project!"

'A million lines of source code, and it still takes them forever to add up a column of figures!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

The First Martian Dog.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Editor.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

King kong 5 G.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Dissectum Paniculata

Cow Pilot.

Fish don't like worms.

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

Automation of Security

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Literary rain

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'