Project Wrangler Gifts

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"What do you call an engineer without a degree?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"I handle chatty people for him."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Two robots are playing table football.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Zoom Rodeos

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."