Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."
Thesis Wrangler Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the thesis wrangler—those amazing individuals who keep research projects on track? Our collection of witty and charming products is perfect for acknowledging their organizational skills and academic dedication. Whether for graduation, a thank you, or just because, these gifts make a memorable gesture for anyone who takes the chaos out of thesis writing and makes it manageable and, dare we say, fun! Explore mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their unique role in the academic journey.
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
"Can we please just stick to the core business?"
The First Martian Dog.
"What did you download at school today?"
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
High Riders of the Old West
"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."
'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'
Sybil Obama
"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."
'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'
Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block
King kong 5 G.
'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'
'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'
"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."
Cow Pilot.
'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'
Automation of Security
'Did you want me, boss?'
'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'
"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"
"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."
"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"
'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."
Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.
Two robots are playing table football.
"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"
'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'
"Not guilty, because your lawyer came up with some great excuses."
"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"
"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."
Thesis Wrangler Gifts Collection
Thesis Wrangler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for thesis wranglers—perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and appreciation.
Thesis Wrangler Pillows
Find cozy pillows that honor the dedication of thesis wranglers—perfect for their workspace or home.
Thesis Wrangler Prints
Browse inspiring prints that pay tribute to thesis wranglers—add a touch of humor and motivation to their environment.
Thesis Wrangler T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate thesis wranglers—ideal for showcasing their organizational skills in style.