Thesis Wrangler Pillows

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

King kong 5 G.

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Cow Pilot.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Automation of Security

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

Two robots are playing table football.

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"Not guilty, because your lawyer came up with some great excuses."

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."