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'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Binge Watch

"How'd I do on the test?"

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Cow Pilot.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Automation of Security

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Dave invents the remote belt

"There's the remote!"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.