Team Wrangler Pillows

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"I handle chatty people for him."

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

Happy Birthday MUM!

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"This way, O' Brien."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

The opinion poll ltd.

Targeted opponent

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

OK Corral.

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"I was using a program to help me manage my teaching load."