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'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I handle chatty people for him."

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"This way, O' Brien."

Happy Birthday MUM!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

There were occasional moments when she questioned her decision to work with truly gifted students.

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

The opinion poll ltd.

Targeted opponent

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

OK Corral.

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'