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'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

The Baby Walker

New Guy.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

The First Day Back

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"