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'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

The Baby Walker

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

New Guy.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

A trevor of trainspotters

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.