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"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

Interior design trends for parents....

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Babies

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Super Homeworld

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

Worm running away from hook.

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'

"We understand you have chickens on the premises...in clear violation of city code 558932."

'Honey, did you happen to look behind you, before you walked through that door?'

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

"Catch the rope Alice. Catch the rope and tie it firmly round his neck."

'Good thing she's in my best pasture....'

"Young man, I don't think you're old enough to walk your dog!"

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

"You ain't gettin' on this train until I get off first."

Sign on a door of the Big Hill Mountain Climbers Club Knot In.

Throwing for dogs.

Riding class on the stable roof keeping out of reach of the danger.

'For goodness sake, give up badminton and take up squash or something.'