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He is Here Supposed to be Getting His Takle in Order, and Trying the Management of his Line.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Babies

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

The Specimen Hunter

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Tossing for it.

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"This should be interesting...."

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'