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'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

'I wish someone would finally make that Larry King shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Tourists and their Pets.

'There's nothing on.'

"What did you download at school today?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Binge Watch

'Beware of teething baby.'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

King kong 5 G.

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Dave invents the remote belt

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Snake Dress-Up

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'