Remote Controller Wrangler T-Shirts

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Binge Watch

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Dave invents the remote belt

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"There's the remote!"

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

Two robots are playing table football.

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'