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'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

'What's wrong with the remote, it won't change the channel?'

"Dad, just use the big one with all the buttons. That's the alpha remote."

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

Couch Potato / World Surfer

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

"I think the dog swallowed the remote!"

'Never mind that. How did you get your hands on the remote?'

'We interrupt this program and you can't do a thing about it - BWA HA HA HA HA HA!'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"You'll miss me when I'm gone. I'm taking the remote."

"Have you seen the remote?"

"Why'd you move the couch so far from the TV?"

Binge Watch

'Seem the remote?'

Elmhurst Senior Centre: TV Remote Lessons

"Yes, the remote has grown into dad's hand, but that isn't the problem, doctor. We need to change the remote's batteries."

We should do great at remote learning. We sure know our way around a remote!

"At least he died doing what he loved."

Dave invents the remote belt

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

"There's the remote!"

"I miss the old days, when everything was attached with wires."

Third-Person Marriage.

'I'm busy looking for my contact lens so I can look for the remote.'

Man with a remote control in a stand-off with a cowboy on TV.

Man changing channels with his toe

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

City Police: Missing PersonsTV RemotesLost Socks.

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'Caution, TV remote control testing area'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Do you have to yell 'cut' every time you turn the TV off?'

'Hey, don't just walk away -- Aren't you going to return me to my regularly scheduled program?'